This is hilarious because I may actually do it. I would be someone like Bob Ross or William Alexander, one of the PBS Art Instructors. Yep. I would do a hobby show teaching drawing or painting. By choosing this, I don't have to put up with the heartbreaks, aggravations, car chases, being shot at and other crises that most fictional characters endure. Seriously, would you want to have everything in your life blow up in your face? That's what makes good story. I write them. Though it could be fun doing a writing show on the same hobby-show format, with lots of interesting bits on how to create characters or dialogue or whatever, little filmed examples of story to liven up the lessons.

Below the cut is a rant on television content and why I would not want to be any fictional character, least of all on television.
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