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Writer's Block: Where the Cheese Goes

What should cheese go on, and what should cheese NOT go on?


Hmm... I like cheese a lot. It's hard to think of things cheese shouldn't go on without thinking of things I wouldn't want to eat in the first place. I didn't think cheese should go on a dessert... but there are cheeses that do! What's cheesecake anyway?

So... er... cheese shouldn't go on meat that's so rotted only a hyena would eat it, because it's a waste.

Cheese shouldn't go on cardboard because you might eat it and think it's food.

Ditto lettuce or celery, but it will be an excuse for the health nuts to eat it, so they can have some.

Cheese shouldn't go on cat food unless you are feeling especially loving toward your cat, in which case it goes just fine as long as you let the cat have it afterward.

Cheese shouldn't go on dog food because the cat outranks the dog and will take it anyway. Put it where it belongs in the cat's bowl.

Cheese on ice cream would probably work as long as it was the right cheese and you whipped a little sugar into it first for a cheesecake type topping. Try this at home. I bet it's yummy.

Cheese should always go on pasta, pizza, meat, vegetables, savories, sweets. Cheese and chocolate makes a treat that makes chocoholics quiver.
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callianassa
Jun. 8th, 2008 05:02 am (UTC)
On the contrary, I think that cheese should go on the dog's food, too. Every house should always have enough cheese to go around. :)
robertsloan2
Jun. 8th, 2008 05:02 pm (UTC)
True, you have a good point there, and if there's enough then Zoe will get some too. She's a good dog, she deserves it.

I like your attitude about cheese! Happily, so does kkitten42, who does the shopping, so since I moved here we've never been out of cheese. It rocks.
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